Eatery Review : Bertrums

So I am a massive foodie…obviously. So I thought I would start reviewing the Eaterys I travel to. 

The Woodland Spa
Within Crow Wood Leisure
Royle Lane
BB12 0RT

Thursday night dinner for Hayley’s Birthday. The atmosphere is lovely, the decor is right up my street, booths, low leather sofas twig coffee tables & moody lighting. 

I enjoyed; 
Triple Skewers 
Which were good. The chicken was the best of the three, the others were bordering on dry, but still tasty. They were served with bulger wheat and a lush garlic sauce. 
Duck & Chips
Myself and Georgina enjoyed breast of duck, which could of been a little pinker but was still tasty. Served on a bed of cabbage and bacon that was creamy and yummy, with big thick chips. 

The other girls had; 
Steak, it was divine, cooked to Beth’s preference. 
The burgers Hayley & Laura had were nice, and the peppercorn sauce comes in a little cute jug.

Slow…it took a while to get someone to take our order & getting the bill.  But the server was lovely and very hospitable to our needs. And they did come together to sing to Hayley.

Value for £
Most of the party had the ‘Thursday Supper Club’ £19.95 for 2 courses & 1/2 a bottle of wine but we changed our beverages to soft drinks and I had a Corona. 

The Domesticated Rating

7.5 Stars
Lovely place but it’s not a fave. But I would recommend to a friend.

Spa Day


So Yesterday we went to the lovely Woodland Spa @ Crow Wood… If you’ve never heard of the give them a look! I’d recommend for hen party’s, relaxing afternoon & well anytime. Get your Relax on!

Myself & friends were there to celebrate Sarah’s birthday.
We arrived at 11:45, myself & Cat met the other ladies in the lounge.


Don’t laugh, me & my costume are ready!

Hydrotherapy Pool


  • Serenity Pool
  • Outdoor Infinity Pool
  • Sauna
  • Saunarium
  • Steam
  • Salt Steam
  • Roman Foot Baths

  • Ice Fountain
  • Experience Showers



We got changed and headed for the relaxation rooms.
It’s safe to say we spent the most time sipping cocktails! I had a something lollipop is was like a raspberry slush/milkshake!
We did enjoy a little food outside, chips & some skewers…delish!
We enjoyed all the rooms, I possible enjoyed the serenity room a little too much and was caught napping with my thumb in mouth!
Once we were done we all got ready for dinner @ their resturant Bertram’s 
We all had a lovely day. Can’t wait for the next one.